Throughout the night you'll hit about 10 checkpoints. And all along the way, every other costumed, wackadoodle competitor will be trying to sabotage your chance at victory, or at least try to hump your leg.
Should you make it to the end of this wackadoo journey having a) driven the fewest miles and b) impressed the most competitors, then your peach-fuzzed hindquarters are going home with a golden gas pump and five-hundred dollars worth of loose change. Sometimes we spray point that change gold. It gets messy.
So get on this thing, or someday tell your grandchildren about how you wasted your youth.